the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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