I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he puts the penis in happiness.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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