girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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