everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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