You're completely useless in the revolution.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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