Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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