this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
