The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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