i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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