But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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