Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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