My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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