So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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