There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It's Friday. Sex?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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