We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Randomize
