Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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