somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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