i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
