Tell her she can't have a vagina
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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