your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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