I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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