I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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