What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
we should paint friendship bongs
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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