I wanna bring you to show and tell
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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