my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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