we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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