Midget sex pt 2 tonight
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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