It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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