How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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