I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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