She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
