The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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