what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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