shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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