I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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