Dual....:-)
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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