id be glad to
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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