guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I party with great urgency now.
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