I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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