I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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