I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
our cab driver is having phone sex.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I am naked and annoyed.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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