I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
