How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Randomize
