I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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