doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
There are leaves in my underwear?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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