he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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