We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
