we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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