Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
whose parrot is this?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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