this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I could fuck to npr.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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