it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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